Sean Penn could be a flaming homo. According to James Franco, the alleged manly man wasn't satisfied with the single kissing scene in the script for their movie Milk (which is not about Pam Anderson) and talked the director Gus Van Sant (who is definitely a real homo) into adding more sexy. Franco says:
A month after asked me to do it, they sent me another script, and on Page 5 there was a full-on love scene. And I was like, "Gus, what the heck?" He says, "Well, it was Sean's idea."
Sounds great...until you realize that it's Sean Penn. No, I'm not interested in seeing him get it on with James Franco, or anyone else for that matter. I'd rather watch Mickey Rourke have sex with a hippo. I'd rather enjoy Rosie O'Donnell's frolic with Jocelyn Wildenstein. I'd sooner witness sick sweaty lovemaking between Brandon Davis and his brother Jason.