Tom Cruise went on Jay Leno and did a lame Elvis impersonation. Yes Tom we know, you're trying to make us forget about the whole Scientology crackpot thing. You have a movie coming out and you're afraid it will flop. You want us to see you as happy-go-lucky Tom. As if this will help your box office. The smell of desperation is coming off you like the reek from a rotting carcass. Maybe you should just consider quitting movies and devoting yourself full-time to your cult leader activities. Then it won't matter what we all think of you. Until the FBI has to storm the compound.
Friday, December 12, 2008
Someone Stop Him
Tom Cruise went on Jay Leno and did a lame Elvis impersonation. Yes Tom we know, you're trying to make us forget about the whole Scientology crackpot thing. You have a movie coming out and you're afraid it will flop. You want us to see you as happy-go-lucky Tom. As if this will help your box office. The smell of desperation is coming off you like the reek from a rotting carcass. Maybe you should just consider quitting movies and devoting yourself full-time to your cult leader activities. Then it won't matter what we all think of you. Until the FBI has to storm the compound.
