Andy Rooney attempted to say a few words about his old pal Walter Cronkite at the dead newsman's funeral, but as we see, couldn't hack it. "You ever notice how emotional old men get when talking about the dead? It's because they know it's going to be them soon. By the way, I'm not a vampire, no matter what you may have read." Aw, poor Andy. Somebody wipe his chin and take him fishing. That'll cheer him up.