Yeah, Jon Gosselin is still hanging out with Michael Lohan. They've been going to Bible class together. This is a special Bible class held in a strip club. The strippers queef the verses. It's really beautiful.
I don't know who I feel sorrier for, Michael for hanging out with Gosselin or Gosselin for hanging out with Michael. Actually, I feel most sorry for the blonde girl. I don't know who she is, but, if she's fucking Michael Lohan, she must be the saddest, most clueless bitch in the world not named Sarah Palin.