Wanna follow the Crabster on Twitter? Of course you don't - you have a life. Stupid question. Well, what the hell, I'm there anyway, at twitter.com/crabbiekins ("crabbie" was taken by some other fuckwit). Follow me. Don't follow me. I really don't give a shit.
P.S. - If I follow you back and discover that your tweets are nothing but quotes from Emerson and other philosophical musings, I will unfollow you faster than Joe Jackson can get his belt off.