Carrie Prejean is looking for a new career now that she's through as a beauty queen. Punditry is out - even on FOX News you have to be semi-coherent - and that whole book writing thing is just a scam. So what's a girl with fake tits and no talent to do (if she's too virtuous to suck it up and work the pole?)? I got it - sing at race tracks! Oh, Carrie Prejean's golden pipes.