Crabbie's favorite new hobby: reading between the lines of Sarah Palin's tweets. Here's a nice three-parter she posted after hanging out with some bear experts in the great state of EEEElaska.Great day w/bear management wildlife biologists; much to see in wild territory incl amazing creatures w/mama bears' gutteral raw instinct to
protect & provide for her young;She sees danger?She brazenly rises up on strong hind legs, growls Don't Touch My Cubs & the species survives
& mama bear doesn't look 2 anyone else 2 hand her anything; biologists say she works harder than males, is provider/protector for the future
Translation: I am the mama bear who rears up on my hind legs and growls and protects my children from David Letterman and all the other meanies out there. And if America will just elect me I will be the mama bear that works harder than (Democratic negro) males and provides and protects (and occasionally scolds and chucks into concentration camps) so we can have a wonderful (Fascist, fag-free) future.
Dear Sarah: Do bears protect their children one minute then turn around and exploit them for political purposes like you did when you carted them onto the campaign trail with you? Oh I get it - they're your kids; only you get to exploit them. Gotcha.
