Sunday, March 27, 2011

Today In Mere Formalities...


It took 75 seconds for the Family Division of the High Court in London to grant Blake Fielder-Civil a divorce from Amy Winehouse. Adultery was given by Blake as grounds for the divorce, but if there were any truth in such things, it would've said something like, "I married her cause she was a rich pop-star, but now she can't keep her shit together and will soon be broke, plus it gets old fucking some bag of bones who's covered in festering sores, you know what I mean?"

So many memories...