Sunday, March 27, 2011

More Jackson Family Negativity

Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri have split according to Us Weekly (your only source for sad Jackson family news).

"They have been moving in different directions for a while," a friend said. Another source claimed Jermaine was too much of a social butterfly for Janet who prefers holing up to going out.

Janet is also said to be spending most of her time with dead brother Michael's freak-job kids, Blanket, Paris and I Forget, so Jermaine was probably feeling neglected. Or maybe he just got sick of fucking a fat dude. I don't know.