The French celebrated Bastille Day on the 14th (I would've celebrated too but I forgot it was Bastille Day, plus I don't do silly foreign holidays except Jerk Off a Kangaroo Day). All the usual ceremonies were performed, including the one where the President strokes his wife's ass in front of a dude with some laundry on his head. Then came the fireworks, and then everyone went looking for Americans to spit on.You really can't blame old Nick, though. She is pretty hot.
