Madonna, in a typically desperate bid for credibility among artsy types (remember her asshole
Sex coffee table book and her equally asshole remake of German New Wave director
Lina Wertmuller's
Swept Away), has had some L.A. street artist called
Mr. Brainwash design her new album cover. And that's it. A picture of Madonna looking like she's about to hurl that some jag-off stained with piss. Uh, yeah. Fucking profound shit right there.