Paula Abdul, well-known drug-addled mess, is threatening to leave American Idol, the show that rescued her from pop culture obscurity and turned her into a handy punchline."She’s not a happy camper as a result of what’s going on," Abdul's manager said, referring to an on-going contract dispute. "She’s hurt. She’s angry."
And this is supposed to create a frenzy of fan outrage that forces American Idol to give in to Paula's demands. Oldest trick in the book. Unfortunately it only works if the fans express their displeasure vehemently enough to make the show's producers take notice. But if they're all too fat to move or are in jail for selling meth, how can they show they're on Paula's side? Didn't think about that, did you shitmunch?
