Sunday, March 27, 2011

Religion: Like Drugs, Only More Likely To Cause Terrorism

I feel sorry for Michael Jackson's kids. They've lost their daddy, they're destined to be hounded by the media for the rest of their lives...and, to top it all off, they're religious drones. Is there anything sadder? Hopefully when they hit their late teens they'll rebel and become sex-crazed drug addicts. Anything's better than following the fairy tale.