Sunday, March 27, 2011

How Many God Damn Jacksons Are There?

Katherine Jackson is seeking custody of son Michael's weirdo kids, but once she gets it, TMZ says the actual child-raising will fall to another Jackson, Michael's older sister Rebbie.

Rebbie is reportedly the family's unanimous choice to take care of the kids. Could this have something to do with the fact that she has no career to put on hold? Actually, neither do most of the Jacksons, so that's sort of irrelevant.

Rebbie looks to me like a skinny Wanda Sykes. She will need Wanda's sense of humor - and lots of money for therapists and drugs - if she wants to survive raising children who were once in the care of Michael Jackson.