Thursday, July 10, 2008

Alba's Unsexiness


Jessica Alba
talked to Cosmo about her recent pregnancy. Among her statements was this incredibly predictable nugget:

I never felt less sexy. I mean, I wouldn't have changed it for the world ... but I wanted to get rid of all the weight.

What do you mean Jessica? For a few months you resembled and felt like 90% of the women in the Western world? Oh my God...tragic. And I bet you're on that treadmill 3 hours a day aren't you? You won't feel "sexy" again until you can play your own ribcage like a xylophone.