Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Helen Mirren Bikini


Here's the problem with this Helen Mirren bikini pic: It's going to make every 63-year-old broad think it's okay for them to saunter around in a two-piece. Closed-circuit to other 63-year-old broads: You are not Helen Mirren. You do not have her genes. Nor her commitment to remaining in good shape. Most of you had no business in a bikini when you were 23...at 63, wearing one would qualify as assault. So please don't do it.