Fat funnyman Jack Black once tried heroin...but it made him feel weird so he never did it again.
"It didn't agree with me," Black said of his flirtation with smack. "I couldn't really feel my legs, and my heart felt like it was slowing down too much.
"I thought, 'Oh my God, it's going to shut me down. I'm going to die.'
"I went down to the 7-Eleven at the bottom of the hill, and I had this strange sensation that my legs were pumping, but the feet were just sort of lifeless stumps.
"I did a little shopping and then walked back up the hill and survived. And never did it again."
I get the same sensation when I sit cross-legged on my floor too long. Are you sure that was smack Jack? And are you positive that your drug-taking days are behind you? Cause whenever I see you, I'm convinced you must be on something.