Kim Kardashian's large sister Khloe has been sent to county for 30 days after violating her probation from a DUI charge. I was going to make a joke about her turning lesbian in the slammer but by the look of her, that ship sailed awhile ago.
(This post may seem a little skimpy to you. Just remember that it concerns a Kardashian, and you will realize that it is in fact far too long.)
