Madonna and Guy Ritchie are as kaput as kaput can be. Of course, Madonna is not one to let her vagina get lonely...so she had to have another dick lined up. And that dick apparently belongs to the baseball player Alex Rodriguez.
Mr. Rodriguez, or "A-Rod" as I'm told he is known, has reportedly been sneaking out in the middle of the night to visit Madonna at her Central Park West apartment. He, like Madonna, is married and has kids.
Madonna has a long history of banging athletes, going back to her days with cross-dressing freakbag Dennis Rodman. Paging Posh: Don't leave David alone with Madonna!
Apparently, Mr. A-Rod is a big history buff. He's bagged himself a mummy. A mummy who could twist his head off like a bottle cap.
