Maggie Gyllenhaal may be the greatest mother in the history of the world. Her mothering skills are so amazing, in fact, that she routinely uses them to calm other people's hysterical kids...like the time some brats threatened to ruin a film shoot with their crying.
"I get to working with a five year old and two 11-month-old twins, who screamed through the entire day," Maggie said.
"If I had not been a mom and known how to calm a baby, talk and hold the baby, the whole day would've been wasted.
"I thought, 'Thank God I'm a mother.' But I didn't feel like I've gone to work and expressed myself and now I'm ready to go home to my baby. I felt like I was a mother all day on that movie."
Sounds to me like you're wasting your time being an actress, Maggie. You should begin some kind of professional baby shutting-up service instead. You could go around to grocery stores and shopping malls and make people's little brats close their flapping yaps. Then we could get some peace at last.
Oh, let's face it...the reason those kids shut up for Maggie was because they were terrified of her. One look at that mug and their little vocal cords froze from fear. They'll probably be scarred for life now. Good job, you pug-nosed eye-rapist.
