Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Jealous Jennifer Ejects Smitten Stewart


Jennifer Aniston is showing her true colors again...primarily the greener shades.

It all happened while Aniston's boyfriend John Mayer was warming up before his Hyde Park gig in London on Sunday: Kimberly Stewart, the slutty daughter of public boob-licker Rod, wormed her way backstage and began sniffing around the lady-killing faux-bluesman. Love-crazed Aniston caught sight of trampy Stewart and nearly went through the roof.

"John and Kim know each other from clubbing in LA, but Jennifer doesn't want anyone around who reminds her that he used to be a player," a source told The Mirror.

"She has fallen head over heels for John, but she's scared it will all go wrong again.

"Another woman stole her man before when Angelina Jolie started dating Brad Pitt - she couldn't bear it to happen again."

John did the only thing he could...ask security to chase Kimberly away. One fleeting whiff of John's irresistible man-musk was not enough for Stewart however. Ten minutes later she was back at the side of the stage taking pictures and taunting Aniston.

"[Kimberly] had been told twice by security that she would be removed but she stood there bold as brass," the source reported.

"Jennifer was on the opposite side of the stage and John felt like piggy-in-the-middle.

"He saw the tension and told his bouncers to get rid of [Stewart] at all costs.

"Kim was pulled off the stage and escorted through the Hard Rock VIP tent with a face like thunder, shouting: 'Why doesn't he want me here? Is this because of her?'

"She totally embarrassed herself, but Jen looked relieved."

A question: Why would Aniston behave so jealously if she didn't have fears that John was one good poon-sniff away from dumping her for good? She knows perfectly well what Mayer is. This situation is going to deteriorate in a hurry.

Ah, sweet carnage.