Jessica Simpson made her debut as a country singer at something called Country Thunder in Kenosha, Wisconsin. The former pop princess attempted to compensate for her lack of country chops by wearing Daisy Dukes, but this failed to distract the beer-swilling fans who'd assembled to hear the headliner, Sara Evans. "She's an embarrassment to country music," said one concertgoer of Simpson, with another adding, "It's crap. She doesn't belong here." Maybe she should've tried a pole dance?
