Tuesday, July 22, 2008

"Sorry, We're Fresh out of Flak Jackets..."


Readers of this blog know there are certain people, prominently featured on other sites, whom I refuse to post about. The reason is simple: These "people" make me sick and I cannot be party to the perpetuation of their sham fame. Their ridiculousness is so obvious that I feel no need to emphasize it or otherwise point it out. However, I had to break my little rule slightly in order to relay this story, which has caused a great hope to swell in my bosom. Quoting (with names changed to avoid sullying my blog further than I already have):

Useless Twat says her late stepbrother — who fought in Iraq and Afghanistan — has inspired her to visit the Middle East to perform for U.S. troops.

“My brother was an airborne ranger in Afghanistan and Iraq,” the Hills star tells Extra in a new interview. “It’s very important to me and important to Closeted Homo Douchebag to support the troops and go over there.”

Twat’s stepbrother, Eric O’Hara, 24, who was a veteran of combat missions in Iraq and Afghanistan, died in an accident in March at the Steamboat Springs, Colo., hotel where he worked.

While Twat and Douchebag are eagerly planning their trip — they may be getting a little help with travel arrangements from friend Meghan McCain, the daughter of presumptive Republican presidential nominee John McCain.

“She’s very sweet,” Douchbag told Extra. “I think Meghan McCain is helping organize Useless and our Iraq trip. Her dad definitely has some pull with the military. I think she’s going to put that together for us.”


Just one little roadside bomb, well-placed. That's all it will take.