How To Make The View Even Stupider

Elisabeth Hasselbeck is shitting out another kid, which means there's an opening for a dumb blonde conservative twat on The View.

Meghan McCain anyone?

I'm actually really excited about Meghan guest-hosting on The View. Now I will at last get an answer to the question I've been pondering for months: Is Meghan McCain even stupider than Sherri Shepherd?

Bill Maher vs. Sherri Shepherd

Bill Maher went on The View to hump his new anti-religion movie Religulous. The conversation was mostly civilized and sort of boring until Sherri Shepherd - you know, the chick who thinks the earth is flat - asked Bill if he had ever talked to God. Bill threw the question back in Sherri's face and Sherri, being Sherri, claimed she had indeed spoken personally to the almighty. To which Bill replied, "We should call Bellevue." Too late for that I think. Not surprisingly, the View bitches threw it to commercial before things could get out of hand. The exchange is at the very end of the above video. If Sarah Palin has to drop out of the race for any reason, McCain should definitely pick Shepherd. She wraps up the female, black and flaming religious idiot vote all by herself.

Where Did They Find Her?

View dingbat Sherri Shepherd - you know, the one who thinks the world is flat and childbeating is good - has topped her idiot self with her remarks to a Christian magazine about her sordid past.

"I was sleeping with a lot of guys and had more abortions than I would like to count," the moron bragged to a rag called Precious Times. She then went on to discuss her plans for luring Barbara Walters away from Judaism. "Oh, sometimes I say, 'Lord, [evangelists] Juanita Bynum or Joyce Meyer would be so good at this table. They could lay hands on Barbara and get her saved.'"

Barbara needs saving from what Sherri? The hell she'll be consigned to because she's a Jew? Why don't you just come out and say that? Oh, I see...you don't want to get canned from The View.

See? This is my problem with people like Shepherd...it's not that they believe idiotic things, it's that they lack the courage of their own dimwitted convictions. They water down the bullshit they hand out for public consumption because they know if they ever really cut loose they'd be mopping floors at Arby's in four seconds flat. If Shepherd wants to impress me she'll go on TV tomorrow and tell everyone what she really really thinks. You know, that homos should be burned alive, that Jews are Christ-killers and that the sun goes around the earth.