Jason Alexander, the guy who was married to Britney Spears for ten minutes yet still thinks he's an authority on the inner-workings of her twisted mind, is currently serving a 10-day jail sentence in Van Nuys stemming from a 2006 drunk driving bust. Star Magazine says the doof got locked up because he failed to complete a court-mandated rehab program. Maybe he thought Britney would use her clout to keep him out of the slammer. Dumb fucker! She doesn't even remember you dude. It's 50/50 that she remembers Federline.
