Britney's Ex-Husband Jailed. No, The Other One...

Jason Alexander, the guy who was married to Britney Spears for ten minutes yet still thinks he's an authority on the inner-workings of her twisted mind, is currently serving a 10-day jail sentence in Van Nuys stemming from a 2006 drunk driving bust. Star Magazine says the doof got locked up because he failed to complete a court-mandated rehab program. Maybe he thought Britney would use her clout to keep him out of the slammer. Dumb fucker! She doesn't even remember you dude. It's 50/50 that she remembers Federline.

Britney Doesn't Want Her Kids Back

Britney's one-time husband Jason Alexander says the unhinged pop-star has gotten over losing her kids and doesn't really care if she gets them back anymore.

"She wants to see them, but she doesn't want to be a full-time mom," Alexander told In Touch Magazine. "She said it doesn't matter if she doesn't get them back full-time, and that she can always have other kids later on."

Other kids? Later on? Good God, no.

Okay...what the hell does Jason Alexander know about Britney's situation anyway? Is he actually in contact with her? Does she even remember who he is? I don't think she even remembers who she is half the time.

"I'm a singer? I thought I was the Queen of the Hobbits. Where's my scepter gosh dang it.

"Y'all."

Actually, Alexander claims he and Britney have been talking a lot lately. Sure. And I'm a lady-in-waiting to the Queen of the Hobbits.

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