Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have been on the stage for, what, five minutes? And I'm already ready for them to get off. Yes, we know, you're the hip kids. That's why you dress like you're going to a goth wedding. Kristen is basically the new Chloe Sevigny at this point, and Robert? It's like the Jonases had a half-brother who ran away from home at 15, got into some really bad stuff and came back begging for smack money.
