Noted fat-ass Meghan McCain is running around everywhere promoting her book How to Be an Ignorant Twat and Still Get Treated Like a Credible Commentator by the Media. I'm sure the book is enlightening - in the same way that bashing yourself in the face with a brick can be - but I'm also sure that Hollywood is not exactly crapping its pants at the prospect of making a movie out of it. Silly-ass Meghan, however, is convinced that her story will soon be coming to the Silver Screen, and she's already picked out the person she wants to portray her:I want Hillary Duff to play me. I think she's really hot - hotter than me - but I'd still want her to play me.
Let's see, Hillary Duff: Blonde...check. Stupid...check. Fat...check. Coked-up...check. Completely useless...check. Sounds like ideal casting. Let's get this shit rolling.
