No One's Interested

Meghan McCain thought it would be hilarious to post a picture of her tits on Twitter and see what kind of reaction she got. Surprise, surprise - the idiot's largely conservative fanbase turned on her, calling her a slut.

Meghan then went on an extended Twitter rant in response, saying, "So I took a fun picture not thinking anything about what I was wearing, but apparently anything other than a pantsuit, I am a slut," and adding, "I have been considering deleting my twitter account, what once was fun now just seems like a vessel for harassment."

Yes Meghan, please, delete your Twitter account. Then delete yourself from my world.

There are enough desperate fame-whores in the world; we don't need the fat, ugly, stupid daughters of failed presidential candidates adding to their ranks.

By the way Meghan, nice Miley face. How old are you?

Must-Miss TV

Producers of The View have made the unfortunate choice of granting Kate Gosselin a coveted guest-hosting position during Elisabeth Hasselbeck's maternity leave.

Gosselin will perform fill-in gabbing duties on September 14 and 15. So, mark your calendar. Then burn it.

Speaking of burning things: is Kate planning on getting a new hair style, or is she going with the roadkill?

The View has also tabbed the heinous Meghan McCain, something called E.D. Hill and - not making this up - LaToya Jackson as guest hosts. Or, I guess that should be hostesses. Or hos.

How To Make The View Even Stupider

Elisabeth Hasselbeck is shitting out another kid, which means there's an opening for a dumb blonde conservative twat on The View.

Meghan McCain anyone?

I'm actually really excited about Meghan guest-hosting on The View. Now I will at last get an answer to the question I've been pondering for months: Is Meghan McCain even stupider than Sherri Shepherd?

Perfect Casting

Noted fat-ass Meghan McCain is running around everywhere promoting her book How to Be an Ignorant Twat and Still Get Treated Like a Credible Commentator by the Media. I'm sure the book is enlightening - in the same way that bashing yourself in the face with a brick can be - but I'm also sure that Hollywood is not exactly crapping its pants at the prospect of making a movie out of it. Silly-ass Meghan, however, is convinced that her story will soon be coming to the Silver Screen, and she's already picked out the person she wants to portray her:

I want Hillary Duff to play me. I think she's really hot - hotter than me - but I'd still want her to play me.

Let's see, Hillary Duff: Blonde...check. Stupid...check. Fat...check. Coked-up...check. Completely useless...check. Sounds like ideal casting. Let's get this shit rolling.

Suck It, Fat Girl

Meghan McCain has long-since been outed as a vapid twat - but, for the benefit of the last few hold-outs, here's a snip of video from last night's Real Time where she gets her head handed to her by Paul Begala.



Yes Meghan, it's true - there were things going on in the world even before you were born. Time did not begin with your introduction into the universe, nor will it end when you leave. Amazingly, it is possible for people to know about this mysterious, dark time before their own arrival on the scene. They read books. They study. They go to school, instead of spending all their time on talk-shows making Heidi Montag sound like Susan Sontag. Would you please now drag your fat ass away? You are embarrassing yourself, your father and the entire human race.