Just Friends

Adam Sevani's publicist is denying that his client is romantically involved with Disney slut Miley Cyrus. "They are simply friends," said the flack. Good move distancing Adam from Miley - being associated with that skank can only be bad for his image.

Miley's Boyfriend

This is Miley Cyrus's boyfriend Adam Sevani (16). Is he trying to be gangsta or is he trying to make fun of people being gangsta? I can't tell. He looks like Shia LaBeouf without the cool. Here he is dressed as Sam Ronson for Halloween:


Trying too hard kid. And dating Miley? That chick's a straight-up skank. That's probably why you like her. She probably does stripper dances for you in her underwear. Pictures will be available soon.