Pumpkinheaded Dumb-Ass Sued

Amanda Bynes is being sued along with several other motorists who were involved in a multi-car accident at an intersection in Beverly Hills two years ago. Bynes apparently can't drive for shit: Just last August she was involved in a second wreck in which the other driver was injured. Maybe Amanda has trouble holding up her massive head and therefore doesn't see the cars in front of her?

Menace to Society

Creepy giant-headed TV star Amanda Bynes was unhurt after crashing her car in L.A. on Saturday. The idiot was attempting a left turn at the intersection of Oakwood and Crescent Heights around 2 am when she collided with another vehicle. This is the second time in two years Ms. Bynes has been involved in some kind of car accident, the first coming in 2007 when she got mixed up in a multi-vehicle wreck in Beverly Hills that caused rush hour traffic to be stalled. Did I mention that she has a big head? I can't think of anything else to say about this broad except that she should obviously have her license taken away. Some people are too stupid and/or inattentive to be trusted behind the wheel.

Hairspray Starlets

Amanda Bynes and Nikki Blonsky discuss the time they saw Tom Cruise without his pants on...

Amanda Bynes Is Cute

Amanda Bynes at the Baltimore premiere of Hairspray. I've never once seen Amanda's poon, nor have I heard a single story about her spending a half-hour in a bathroom snorting blow. What the hell's the matter with her anyway?