Creepy Old Man

Bono is officially a creepy old man. Chick on the right says on her Facebook that she's just "friends" with the noted humanitarian and U2 frontman. Sure. And my hand is just friends with my dick.

Brad Ducks Out on Angie

Brad took a break from waiting at the hospital to hang out with Bono and Robert De Niro at Bono's house. There's no truth to the rumor that Bono and De Niro have begun merging into the same hideously annoying, old, washed-up person. As you can see from the top pic, Brad took Pax along. I had an older brother who thought it was funny to hang me upside down like that when I was a wee lad. He now sings soprano.

Bono Receives Honorary Knighthood

Singer Bono has received an honorary British knighthood, in recognition of his outstanding contribution to music and remarkable humanitarian work. Hmm, I wonder why Bono hasn't adopted any African kids. Oh that's right - he likes screwing his wife. Plus he'd rather try to help lots of people than pick out a few particularly good-looking ones to have his picture taken with. Unlike some people we know.