Ball-Clutcher

Clooney is making a movie called Men Who Stare at Goats. Not Men Who Hump Goats. That would require him to wear a headscarf. He looks like Dennis Farina again. Except Farina wouldn't wear camo pants. Unless he was also humping goats.

Too Damn Hot

George Clooney transforms himself into Dennis Farina. I like it. It's hot. Wrong, but hot. Wait...what's he doing with Jennifer Garner's kid?

Dennis Farina Arrested at LAX

Good thing the paps always have LAX staked out...otherwise we would've missed the fascinating pictures of Dennis Farina getting busted over the weekend for trying to bring a gun onto a plane.

Come on, give Dennis a break...he was just worried about terrorists. We're supposed to be diligent, right?