Isaac Hayes has followed L. Ron Hubbard and scores of other Scientologists into death. The 65-year-old former voice of Chef was reportedly found unconscious on the floor of his Memphis home this morning next to his still-running treadmill. Xenu speed, Isaac Hayes.
(All the things this guy accomplished in his life including being the guy who sang the theme from Shaft and the two things I bring up are Scientology and Chef. I really am a bastard.)
