Showing posts with label Jennifer Hudson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jennifer Hudson. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Jennifer Hudson Gets Bitched Out


Jennifer Hudson hasn't been famous long, but she's already developed the ego of a long-time star. Hudson's head has gotten so big in fact that she thinks she can already start blowing people off and doing whatever she pleases. Uh - not so fast Jennifer. You may have won an Oscar, but you've still got to work to earn your keep. You were reminded of that pretty harshly the other day when you tried blowing off the Soul Train Music Awards, and the legendary producer of Soul Train, Don Cornelius, called your boss, legendary mogul Clive Davis. And then Clive called you and told you, "Get your ass out to L.A." No small operation in your case, eh Jennifer? I mean, what is the freight on that ass of yours? Ha ha - I like making fun of Jennifer Hudson. Cause she thinks she's somebody, but without guys like Don Cornelius and Clive Davis, and Simon Cowell for that matter, she's nobody. And now hopefully she'll remember that. And lay off the cake.

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Jennifer Hudson On Today

Dreamgirl Jennifer Hudson shows off her boobs...er, I mean Oscar...on this morning's Today show. Wow, Jennifer sure is proud of her boobs...er...Oscar. I bet she's going to polish up those boobs...I mean, that Oscar...and stick it up on the mantle for everyone to see. Man, it must be great having boobs...I mean it must be great having an Oscar. You know, it really makes your life easier if you have big juicy bazoombas...ah...eh...if you have an Oscar, it makes your life easier, cause you can get lots of roles...parts you wouldn't be able to get it if you had little tiny mosquito-bite boobs...I mean if you didn't have an Oscar...I mean boobs...ah...I don't know what I mean. Curse you Jennifer's boobs...