It Must Be Love

Jim Carrey must really love Jenny McCarthy, or perhaps he just feels sorry for her. Hey...she's beautiful on the inside, right Jim? And anyway a guy like you can always get some tail on the side. You're Jim Freaking Carrey. Every chick thinks you're funny. Er...well, the really drunk ones, anyways.

They Endure

I really can't believe Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey are still together. My money was on murder-suicide, but, maybe they're not as crazy as I thought. Well, McCarthy knows how to cure autism, so maybe she also knows how to cure insufferableness. Actually, no - he's still insufferable. I guess some people like that. Hey, somebody married Tom Arnold didn't they?

Jim Carrey, Your Girlfriend Is A Slut

Jenny McCarthy parties at the Moon Night Club in Las Vegas - without boyfriend Jim Carrey. Nice Posh-hair Jenny. So how many of those guys did you end up screwing? Not the drunken Filipino business-man in picture number 3 I hope. The hunk who's whispering in your ear in picture 1 and touching your knee in pic 2 though - you were all over that, weren't you? Can't say I blame you. Life with that schizo loser Carrey must be a terrible drag. Dude hasn't said or done anything funny since he was talking with his butt-cheeks. He's probably one of those Tantric freaks too. No wonder you disguise yourself as Posh and hit the clubs when he's gone Jenny. I would too.

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