Kylie Minogue's Face Is Smoother Than A Baby's Butt

Kylie Minogue appears at the opening of a new H&M clothing store in China. How nice of Kylie, paying homage to the people of that country by turning herself into a fifteen-year-old Chinese girl. She's got the coy little look down too. And her face appears to have been newly-injected for the occasion. Either that or they took a steam-press to it.

Kylie Smiles Through Her Tears

Kylie Minogue looks pretty happy, despite the fact that her man Olivier Martinez just dumped her for Penelope Cruz. Or maybe she's happy because he dumped her. I mean, you never know about those things. Sometimes being dumped is the best thing that can happen to a person. Now Kylie's free to find herself another man (or woman if such is her choice). Of course, it's unlikely she will be able to nab a guy as hot as Martinez. God, him in Unfaithful, until that icky gerbil-lover Gere brained him. You know you live in a cruel universe when Olivier Martinez dies and Richard Gere goes on sucking air (among other things).