Showing posts with label Meg Ryan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Meg Ryan. Show all posts

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Cheapening


Meg Ryan
has admitted that her Hollywood career is probably over. She says she's too old to get good parts anymore and doesn't really feel like trying. But instead of merely fading into the woodwork like all good washed-up movie stars do, Ryan has decided to cling to the spotlight with every last ounce of strength she has in her. And because she has no more real acting prospects, she's decided to resort to the cheesy, wholly predictable ploy of spilling her private shit all over the place. Recently, she threw her ex-husband Dennis Quaid under the bus, claiming he was unfaithful to her for a long time - long before she herself fucked around with Russell Crowe (in a move clearly meant to help her escape her good-girl image - it didn't work cause no one cared either way). Quaid came back at Ryan, saying, "It was eight years ago, and I find it unbelievable that Meg continues publicly to rehash and rewrite the story of our relationship." It's not unbelievable at all Dennis - it's right out of the playbook. No one has any class anymore. It all reminds me of something Greta Garbo once said when asked why she refused to talk about her personal life:

Your joys and sorrows. You can never tell them. You cheapen the inside of yourself if you do tell them.

A lesson that's lost on the Meg Ryans of the world.

Friday, September 12, 2008

The New Glimmer Twins?


Meg Ryan parties with Mick Jagger. Um...that's Ryan on the right. No, it's Jagger. Damn, good thing The Joker didn't drop in or this would've really been confusing.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Fat Meg


Meg Ryan
wears a fat suit in her new comedy My Mom's Hot Boyfriend. Why didn't she just shoot her belly up with the same shit she put in her lips? Wouldn't have needed the fat suit.

And by the way...didn't Gwyneth Paltrow already do this bit?

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Also Scarier Than Michael Jackson


Meg Ryan is now officially terrifying. Maybe she should've been cast as the Joker instead of Heath Ledger.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Matthew Perry Boning Meg Ryan


Meg Ryan and Matthew Perry have been secretly fucking for five months according to US magazine. Said an inside source:

Neither knows where it's going, but they love being together and are having fun.

Yes, I'm sure they are having fun - the pill-popping lame-o from Friends and the former America's Sweetheart who now looks like Courtney Love after a week-long bender. Oh goodness, how will we ever contain our excitement over this wonderful new celebrity hook-up?

You know why no one revealed their secret love affair till now? No one cared.

(source)

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Meg Ryan Sighting


Meg Ryan takes her adopted daughter to the beach. Hmm - freakish body-builder arms, an adopted kid, an air of menopausal craziness. Who does this remind us of?


They could be twins. Scary.