Just The Way Your Mother Likes It, Trebek

Contrary to rumors, Sean Connery is not coming out of retirement to appear in the movie The Quest of Sheherzade with Orlando Bloom. "Sean has not even heard of the project," said a rep for the old Scottish fart. The asses of all the women who were set to work on that movie just breathed big sighs of relief.

Sean Connery Breaks His Ankle. Alex Trebek is Quite Pleased.

Sean Connery was taken to the hospital Friday after fracturing his ankle while playing golf.

Old man...brittle bones...karmic retribution for all the filthy things he said about Alex Trebek's mother...