Every perv blogger is making bad jokes about Miley's milk moustache. I'm more intrigued by the Miley...Got Milk? fankit you can download on the Body By Milk site. I'm unwrapping it with WinRar right now...(rustling paper sound effect)
Let's see what's in here...
Wow...apparently I've got a free VIP pass to MileyWorld. To redeem it I have to go to www.mileyworld.com/drinkmilk.
So I'm going there...
(click)
Wow...a video of Miley inviting me to join MileyWorld! Apparently, if I join, Miley will keep me up to date on her adventures with text messages and the like. And I can get into the MileyWorld VIP Chatroom! Jeez...Miley is sure long-winded...
Okay Miley, yes, we get it...MileyWorld is all for me. Wrap it up bitch!
Finally...
All right, I don't care about signing up for their 30-day free trial. The last thing I want is for a bunch of Miley Cyrus shit to be showing up in my email every day of my life. I guess I'll have to miss out on access to the MegaMiley network and Miley's Secret Diary...
Back to the fankit. Hmm, a letter from Miley...
Hey there,Um...bite me?
Thanks for signing up for my Official Body by Milk Miley Cyrus Fan Kit! Now you have the all-access pass to tons of cool stuff like my new got milk? ad, IM icon and an exclusive 30-day trial to MileyWorld!
I'm so excited to be a part of the Body by Milk, Milk Moustache campaign. Every hot singer, actor and sports celebrity has an ad - and now I do too!
(Editor's note: Um, except the ones who belong to PETA.)
So, enjoy your fan kit and make sure to check out all the other great stuff that BodyByMilk.com has to offer. You can even sign up for my Girl Power Giveaway Sweepstakes to win some of my favorite things!
(Editor's note: The Spice Girls should sue. And why the hell would I want to win a dirty thong?)
And don't forget to keep drinking your milk. It's super good for you (duh, it has nine essential nutrients like calcium and protein*) and helps me stay lean and healthy while I'm on the road.
See ya soon,
Miley
(*=she forgot to mention rBGH)
