Monday, May 5, 2008

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds Are Engaged


Fresh off the release of her hideous album, Scarlett Johansson has reportedly become engaged to boyfriend Ryan Reynolds.

"They're both thrilled," Johansson's rep Marcel Pariseau said.

Well I'm glad someone is.

And that really is a hideous album. Seriously. If someone ever figured out a way to record the sound of hell, it would be just like those songs. Perhaps slightly less painful.