Thursday, July 3, 2008

Adnan Extorting Nookie from Britney?

Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib have gotten back together against the objections of Britney's father/conservator Jamie. But there's a sinister twist to the story: Apparently, Britney has only taken Adnan back because she's worried he'll release a sex tape the two made while on vacation in Mexico some months ago.

"Britney's really scared that Adnan has a sex tape," an insider said. "She wants to get it out of his hands."

Well, there's a novel approach to getting some tail. "You better take me back or I'll release our sex tape from Mexico." You wouldn't think a guy like Adnan would need to resort to such tactics. Britney's poon must be like catnip. I just hope to hell the sex tape doesn't actually come out. I'm off sex-tapes for ever after that Mini-Me thing.