
"Britney's really scared that Adnan has a sex tape," an insider said. "She wants to get it out of his hands."
Well, there's a novel approach to getting some tail. "You better take me back or I'll release our sex tape from Mexico." You wouldn't think a guy like Adnan would need to resort to such tactics. Britney's poon must be like catnip. I just hope to hell the sex tape doesn't actually come out. I'm off sex-tapes for ever after that Mini-Me thing.