The legendary John Cleese is having sex with a 34-year-old magazine executive named Veronica Smiley. The name "Smiley" is somewhat ironic here given that Veronica's face appears to have been Botoxed into total paralysis. I'm assuming this chick has incredible sexual powers or a fantastic sense of humor...otherwise why would Cleese want to bang her?
There's nothing I hate more than discovering that someone great has absolutely no taste. It's as bad as John Lennon doing Yoko Ono or Paul McCartney getting sucked in by that peglegged whore Heather Mills. Even that old wash-out Ron Wood managed to land himself a young, hot piece of ass. You're telling me John Cleese couldn't do better than a budding Jocelyn Wildenstein? And John...she's clearly only fucking you to get into the will. She knows how astronomical her cosmetic surgery bills are going to be for the rest of her life...she's just trying to set herself up.
