Alex Rodriguez threw a party at Jay-Z's 40/40 Club Monday, but someone apparently forgot to tell his baseball teammates, because none of them showed up. Madonna was supposed to be there too, but she also blew it off. Numerous "big-busted hotties" attempted to grab Rodriguez's attention while dancing to Madonna tunes, says Page 6. These big-busted hotties apparently didn't get the memo that if they want to bag Alex they have to adopt a fad religion first, then use it to brainwash him.
