Thursday, December 11, 2008

Get Lost Losers


Pete Simpson
and Ashlee Wentz have been shopping pictures of their baby Mowgli the Jungle Boy around to celeb rags but so far no one has been willing to bite. "Covers of them tend not to sell well," one unnamed source explained. Poor Mowgli the Jungle Boy - not even hardly born yet and already getting dragged down by his loser parents. Maybe he could petition to be adopted by Angelina. With a name like Mowgli, he should be in good shape.