Fashion Forward

Lourdes has inherited her mother's fashion-forwardness, hence the fur-lined winter headgear in the middle of summer.

Dear Lourdes: The world already has one Chloe Sevigny. That's enough.

How Bad Can The Economy Be...

...if Chloe Sevigny is getting $50,000 to host a New Year's party? Yes, it's true, according to Page 6: The actress best known for her wacko fashion sense (and orally pleasuring Vincent Gallo on-film) was given half-a-hundred-grand by South Beach's Gansevoort Hotel to show up at their big end-of-the-year bash. Blow-jobs not included as far as I know.

Get Over Yourselves Kids

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have been on the stage for, what, five minutes? And I'm already ready for them to get off. Yes, we know, you're the hip kids. That's why you dress like you're going to a goth wedding. Kristen is basically the new Chloe Sevigny at this point, and Robert? It's like the Jonases had a half-brother who ran away from home at 15, got into some really bad stuff and came back begging for smack money.

Chloe Sevigny's Top Is Watching You

Oh Chloe Sevigny - your off-the-wall fashion choices never fail to make us wonder about your sanity. "Tell your fucking outfit to stop looking at my girlfriend's ass."



Her glasses look like she left them in a place where they were exactly half in the sun and half out. Maybe she's trying to make a statement about the duality of man.

Chloe And Jake At Cannes

Chloe Sevigny and Jake Gyllenhaal are in Cannes on behalf of their movie Zodiac, which is showing in competition. Chloe, as usual, looks like an idiot. Oh, a big gold scorpion - cause the movie's called Zodiac. Gosh, you're so clever Chloe. Where the hell do you have your hand, by the way? Ew - give it up Chloe. Do you really think Jake wants you grabbing him? He wouldn't fuck you even if he did like girls.

Green Chloe

Chloe Sevigny at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institutes's gala benefit. Any picture of Chloe that doesn't feature her chomping on Vincent Gallo's schlong is a good one I guess. Don't really care for this color though.




Problem with Chloe is that, no matter how hard she tries to glam it up, she still seems dirty. She's got those bedroom eyes. She can't help herself - she always looks half-stoned and over-sexed.

Chloe Sevigny Doesn't Do Drugs

Actress Chloe Sevigny says that when she was a kid she smoked so much pot that her parents had to send her to rehab. But, Chloe says, she's glad she went through the experience, because it taught her that drugs aren't the way to go. Says Chloe:

I had a great family life - I would never want it to look as if it reflected on them. I think I was just very bored. And I did just love taking hallucinogens. I probably shouldn't promote that. But I often feel it's because I experimented when I was younger that I have no interest as an adult.

Hold on a second - Chloe Sevigny has no interest in drugs? You mean she's not high all the time? Well how in the hell do you explain this then?



And this?




Uh, and this?




Oh, and of course there was this:



Yes, I know it was a rubber peener, but still. Vincent Gallo? I can't tell you how high I'd have to get even to be in the same room with this guy. There ain't enough drugs in all creation for that. Damn Chloe - maybe you should start doing drugs.

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Peaches Gives It To Madonna

I can't get enough of Peaches Geldof. This chick totally rocks. Every time she opens her mouth, something incredibly brilliant comes out of it. She is truly a leading light of her generation - especially when she's trashing people of previous generations, who, just because they've become old, are no longer relevant. Like Madonna, whom Peaches went off on after the aged star was named Style Icon (some kind of lifetime achievement deal) at yesterday's Elle Style Awards (an honor Madonna was not present to accept, by the way). Quoth Peaches:

In the Eighties Madonna was a style icon but now she's rehashing everything that's been done already. ... I am definitely not a fan - she looks like mutton dressed as lamb. She is just not relevant now. She's up there on a pedestal and that's why people are honouring her, but it's not right.

I couldn't agree with Peaches more. Madonna is definitely over. And it's about time someone had the nerve to come out and say it. I mean, how long are we going to have to go on kowtowing to the wrinkled hag? At some point, we have to pass the torch to the new generation, and put the has-beens out to pasture where they belong. According to Peaches, there are plenty of young style mavens capable of taking up Madonna's mantle. Mischa Barton and Chloe Sevigny, for instance. Says Peaches of them:

They're the real people we should be celebrating tonight. They are the people that young girls look at today and they really influence us - not like Madonna. Elle Style need to step it up and choose someone more relevant next year.

Again, Peaches is right on the money. I mean, just look at the amazing contributions Mischa and Chloe have already made:


These girls ooze style. In fact, if I had a daughter, I would want them to be just like Mischa and Chloe. And Peaches, whose wisdom is sorely needed in these troubling times.