My God, He's Trying To Eat Himself

Dressing Al Roker up as a gingerbread man - probably not the wisest thing. That blue button is down a little too far for comfort if you ask me. Ann Curry as the world's phoniest, most insufferable Cinderella? Blah. Matt Lauer as Humpty Dumpty. Now we know why he fell off the wall - Tom Cruise pushed him. And Meredith Viera as Pinocchio. With tits. That get bigger the more she lies. Just keep lying and lying Meredith - you'll never have to worry about loneliness.

Doesn't Surprise Me at All

Page 6 has outed Ann Curry as an unpatriotic piece of shit. The gossip mavens say Ann pissed off some delegates at the RNC by pushing her way through the crowd during the National Anthem, then got all stroppy when confronted about it, even pointing her finger in one woman's face and growling, "Don't mess with me!" Oh yeah? Or what Ann? You'll phony the woman to death? Sorry, but if there's a more unctuous, fraudulent scum on television than Ann Curry, I don't know who it is. Those interviews she does where she leans over and pretends so hard to give a shit - I just want to grab her and slap the creepy earnestness right off her idiot face. I wish she'd be eaten to death by insects.