Oh, Ryan. You Are A Pip.

A wacky new story claims that, while Farrah Fawcett's dad was paying a visit to his dying daughter, he opened the door next to hers by mistake and found Ryan O'Neal in bed with Farrah's friend Alana Stewart. And they weren't eating cookies and crank calling their teachers.

Denials have already been issued by Ryan himself, but the story is confirmed by his son Griffin, who frankly isn't the most credible individual given that he probably still hates Ryan for shooting at him and his pregnant girlfriend.

Of course it isn't right to jump to conclusions. Maybe Farrah gave her blessing to Ryan and Alana to have wild sex in the room next to the one she was quietly expiring in. Maybe it was her way of saying thanks for their devotion. Maybe they were taping it so they could all make popcorn and watch it together later. You just never know.

(Thanks Maggie)

Guess They Both Needed to be Chained Up

A probation search at the home of Ryan O'Neal ended in the arrest of the actor and his son Redmond when both were found to be in possession of methamphetamine. Actually, only Redmond had the meth on him - the rest was discovered in Ryan's bedroom. This is just the latest twist in the saga of the O'Neals, who hit some kind of crazy dysfunctional high-note last year when cops were called to Ryan's home after an altercation between him and and son Griffin ended in shots being fired. That dust-up began when Ryan arrived back at the crib to find Griffin had chained Redmond to a banister, allegedly to keep Redmond from getting his hands on drugs. Apparently Griffin needed to buy an extra set of chains for dear old dad. Seems like Redmond and Ryan are living in the wrong town - they should head to Wasilla, where meth-heads are always welcome.