Suck it Keira

Jonathan Rhys Meyers has a message for spoiled celebs who don't like the spotlight: "Suck it up bitches!!!"

All actors and performers, including myself, thrive on attention; otherwise we wouldn't do what we do. I read a lot of little snippets about people saying, "I just want my private life."

But they can't have it! It's that simple. You've got the money and the fame, but you've had to give up that one thing - so accept that, as that's how your life is going to be. If you don't like it, find something else to do.

He's talking to Keira. I wish he would find that emaciated little cunt and slap the hell out of her. I want to see a picture of her covered in bruises and her little stick-limbs in casts and a headline, "Jonathan Rhys Meyers Kicked My Bony Ass!!!" I wish that bitch who beat up Mini-Mi would go after Keira next and put a boot right in her smelly twat. JRM rocks my world in so many ways...

Jonathan Rhys Meyers - Nice Facial Hair and Drug-Face

Cheesy facial hair and druggie-been-up-for-three-days eyes. Oh yeah...sexah.

Rhys Meyers To His Female Colleagues: Get Those Knickers Off

Jonathan Rhys Meyers has no time whatsoever for actresses who aren't willing to disrobe for a part. The delicious, oft-drunken mess of an Irish actor said:

I can't stand actresses who won't take their clothes off. It drives me nuts. I want to cut their ears off. If it says in the script you're naked, be naked, instead of moaning and saying, "I really don't want to show my tits, I don't want to show my arse."

I have the same issue with people I lure into my apartment. It irritates me when they won't strip down. And it really irritates me when they refuse to contribute to my shit sculpture. Uptight bastards.

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Jonathan Rhys Meyers Arrested For Being Irish

Yummy Irish actor Jonathan Rhys Meyers acted a little too Irish in the Dublin Airport and got arrested. Come to think of it, what the hell actually constitutes drunk and disorderly, the thing Meyers got pinched for, in Ireland?

This is somewhat disappointing news to those who were hoping Jonathan had put all his alcohol problems behind him. Jonathan actually said himself that he was dead-set on not drinking anymore. He told the Associated Press in 2006:

I gave up drinking a few years ago, and this is the first time I've spent time in my country trying not to drink.

I would never drink again. It is hard to avoid. But listen, you do what you want to do. I don't want to do that. I want my career, and you can't really do that and be successful on the screen.

I'm young. If I grow older, which I hope I do, there's going to be an awful lot of time to sit in your 60s and 70s and 80s, lots of time for Southern Comfort and ice then. Now? I've got business to take care of.

Another one who talks big. Oh well. The Crabster doesn't mind them a little drunk as long as they can still perform.

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Jonathan Rhys Meyers - Coke-Monkey

Just get it over with and become a jazz drummer, Jonathan. Or a day trader. Or Lindsay Lohan's new boyfriend.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers Makes Rehab Hot

Some rehab somewhere just got a whole lot hotter - cause Jonathan Rhys Meyers has checked himself in.

Meyers, the outrageously gorgeous star of Match Point (in which he proved his acting prowess by pretending to want Scarlett Johansson and her ridiculous mammaries), entered an alcohol-treatment facility after what his rep called, "a non-stop succession of filming." Huh - I had no idea "drinking" was now called "filming." So I guess Crabbie didn't drink himself into a stupor on a nightly basis back in the '70s, he filmed himself into one. "Have you been filming again?" No - I've been fucking drinking. And snorting blow. And there was a gang-bang with these Puerto Ricans. God, I wish Jonathan Rhys Meyers had been there. He makes Crabbie harder than Michael Jackson at a kindergarten Christmas program.

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