Some rehab somewhere just got a whole lot hotter - cause Jonathan Rhys Meyers has checked himself in.
Meyers, the outrageously gorgeous star of Match Point (in which he proved his acting prowess by pretending to want Scarlett Johansson and her ridiculous mammaries), entered an alcohol-treatment facility after what his rep called, "a non-stop succession of filming." Huh - I had no idea "drinking" was now called "filming." So I guess Crabbie didn't drink himself into a stupor on a nightly basis back in the '70s, he filmed himself into one. "Have you been filming again?" No - I've been fucking drinking. And snorting blow. And there was a gang-bang with these Puerto Ricans. God, I wish Jonathan Rhys Meyers had been there. He makes Crabbie harder than Michael Jackson at a kindergarten Christmas program.
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